Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. 

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and asks his faithful friend, “Watson, lookup at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions of stars, Holmes”, replies Watson. 

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson thinks for a minute. 

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes keeps silent for a moment. “ Watson, you are idiot!” he says. “ Someone has stolen our tent!”

Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them falls on the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. His eyes are closed. The other hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. “My friend is dead!” he cries to the operator, “What can I do?”  The operator, in a calm voice says:” Don’t worry! I can help! First, make sure, he is dead!”  There is a silence, then  a  shot is heard. Bang! The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says:” OK, now what?”

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